Saturday, January 29, 2005

Weekend Jokes

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?
He felt crummy.

What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?
I'm the weiner!

What did one hot dog say to another?
Hi, Frank.

What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

A Prairie Home Companion Pretty Good Joke Book

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