5 seconds ... but I want it now!
watching meatloaf in the microwave
You really don't expect to find yourself living those Simpsons moments but there I was in the kitchen at lunchtime ... watching last night's leftovers go around and around in the microwave for the third minute in a row ... 40 seconds ... 37 seconds ... 18 seconds. I couldn't take it anymore and yanked the door open - perfection! Then I realized - I have become Homer. Anyone got a donut?