A young snail decided that he wanted to buy himself a sporty car with all the amenities.
He went into a dealership that specialized in sports cars and selected one with everything that he had always wanted..
As the salesman was finishing the special order form, the snail said, "There's one thing more. I want a large letter S on each side of the car."
The salesman said, "We can do that with no problem. Would you mind telling me why?"
The snail replied, "No, not at all. When I drive down the street I want to hear people say, 'Look at that little S car go!"