Friday, December 17, 2004

This Calls for Potato Salad!

Barney Gumble:
All I wanted to tell you about was this new barbecue joint.
Homer Simpson:
Ooooooo barbecue!
Barney Gumble:
It's called Greasy Joe's Bottomless Barbecue Pit! Oooo, ooo, I can still taste the sauce between my fingers. And are you ready for this? It's all you can eat!
Homer Simpson:
This is like some beautiful dream.
Barney Gumble:
Belch!
Homer Simpson:
Marge honey, I've got five words to say to you: Greasy Joe's Bottomless Bar-B-Q Pit.
Marge:
Homer, remember you promised you'd try to limit pork to 6 servings a week.
Homer Simpson:
Marge, I'm only human. Now look, here's what we're gonna do. We'll unload the kids on Patty and Selma Saturday night, and then we'll eat until they kick us out of the place. Just like old times!

Chris just gave us three racks of ribs and a huge bottle full of bbq sauce from his brother's Atlanta bbq place, Fox Bros. BBQ, where he supplies deprived Atlantans with real Texas style bbq. All I could do at this point was taste the sauce and, oh boy, are we in for a treat! Time to get busy making cole slaw and potato salad for the feast we're gonna have tomorrow.

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