Saturday, April 02, 2005

Weekend Joke(s)

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

How do you keep a bagel from getting away?
Put lox on it.

Why was the tomato red?
Because it saw the tomato dressing.

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