[Names have been changed to protect the forgetful.]
If you don't add any sugar to Peanut Butter Refrigerator Cookies they taste like:
Dorothy Ellen: These taste like flour.
Gemma Elizabeth: They taste worse than flour. I like flour!
Inevitably in our household this leads to quotes about the time Homer Simpson was sitting on his couch dejectedly eating from a bag of flour:
Marge: Oh Homie, don't you want your sugar sack?
Homer, mournfully: I don't deserve any sugar.
Its an ill wind that blows no good, though. I won't have to buy any dog treats for a while!