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In the Beginning ...

Thanks to Mom for this one. In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Kreme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14. So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts follow

The Best Way to Smuggle Things Into Jail

Contrary to what you might have seen in movies, it evidently isn't by baking something into a cake. Just dig deep into those mashed potatoes ... there's no telling what you'll find being smuggled in.

Salmonella warning for Peter Pan peanut butter

ConAgra Foods Inc. (NYSE:CAG) told consumers to discard certain jars of Peter Pan and Great Value peanut butter after the spread was linked to a salmonella outbreak that has sickened almost 300 people nationwide. Lids of jars with a product code beginning '2111' can be returned to ConAgra for a refund, the company said. The salmonella outbreak, which federal health officials said Wednesday has sickened 288 people in 39 states since August, was linked to tainted peanut butter produced by ConAgra at a plant in Sylvester, Ga. How salmonella got into peanut butter is still under investigation, said Dr. Mike Lynch, an epidemiologist at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention... Read it all here .

Resisting Valentine's Day

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There are just some people who come over all hearts and flowers and pink-foil balloons and Hallmark-card sentiment around St. Valentine's Day and others, like me, who so do not. I snarl. I sneer. I scorn. So what am I doing here? Well you might ask. The thing is, sooner or later, you're browbeaten. To keep moaning on and droning against it is to be a party-pooper, like someone who complains so much at a game of charades that she draws unwelcome attention to her one feeble effort. It's a bit like the Borg really: Resistance is futile. Feast by Nigella Lawson It's as if we're twins! (And I will just toss in Mother's Day and Father's Day into that selection that I sneer at and scorn.) Except that since resistance is futile I insist on going to dinner with Tom on Valentine's Day.

Chicken and Artichoke Hearts

Tom and I always go out for Valentine's Day. However, if we were to stay home for a little candlelight dinner, this is what I'd make ... to me it is one of the most luxurious dishes around. My mother would make it occasionally for our family but I remember it generally being made for company. I also remember that she made it right when I had been diagnosed when pneumonia in the 6th grade. That set my taste buds for chicken and after that, all I wanted to eat was boiled chicken during the whole dreary two weeks spent lying flat on my back (except for lying in the car to go to the doctor for the occasional penicillin shot with what felt like an exceptionally large needle) . Wait, it's coming back to me. I would also sit up so my mother could bring in my brother and sister and tell them to put their ears to my back while I breathed in and out. "It's just like a teakettle burbling!" We knew how to have a good time in my family. At any rate, my poor mother was left

Weekend Photo

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From Food Blog .

Weekend Joke

A pork chop goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, you're food, and we don't serve food here."

Did He Buy Them, Dear Reader?

April 28 The butcher by the farmers' market tells me about some baby monkfish he has seen at the fish shop. Curiosity gets the better of me. There on the ice is a shoal of young monkfish. Each pearl-white fish is plump, sparkling with freshness and barely longer than a man's middle finger. Yet I cannot imagine there are many fish quite to environmentally unsound. They would be a joy on the grill, their flesh tinged with the scent of lemon, rosemary and charcoal. but they would have been even better in the sea, where each can grow and feed four apiece, or maybe left where they are so we can eat a species less threatened by over-fishing. Did I buy them, dear reader? Yes I did. Eight of them to feed four of us -- grilled in the open air after an hour in a marinade of olive oil, chopped leaves of young green rosemary and the merest whiff of a garlic clove. When they were done, the outside a lattice of brilliant white and crusted black, we dressed them with lemon-scented olive oil a

5 Things You Don't Know About Me

Daryl at Authentic Malaysian Cuisine & Food Recipes tagged me with this meme. If you haven't dropped by his blog, then you're missing out on a treat. Not only is Daryl charming but he regularly featured delicious but simple recipes and photos. I'm left handed. No light of any sort at night can be visible or I can't sleep. We had to get a different clock radio because the one we had could light a stadium at night (that's my story and I'm sticking to it) . I also have been known to be awakened by bright moonlight coming through other bedroom doors into the hallway and have to go around shutting doors at night to return the house to decent (and complete) darkness. I like to eat food warmed to a volcanic temperature ... according to Tom (ok, and Hannah and Rose) . Hey, if it's supposed to be hot, I want it to stay hot for more than a couple of minutes. 'Nuff said. I read all the time. (Yes, most people know this one but it is definitely an idios

Happy Nutella Day!

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I remind everybody that the Nutella Nuggets are easy to make and all too easy to eat. At Home in Rome is featuring Nutella Ravioli ... which look absolutely delicious.

It's Like Reading My Life Sometimes ...

March 3 In my smug haze of good housekeeping from yesterday's baking session, not to mention my arch disdain for factory-produced foods, I fail to notice there is bugger all to eat in the house. At seven thirty I dash to the corner shop, returning with a can of baked beans, a bag of frozen fries and some beers. The Kitchen Diaries: A Year in the Kitchen with Nigel Slater Why is it that every time I have performed wonders of cooking ahead and stocking up at the store I am inevitably left with no energy to actually cook for that evening? In our case we often must resort to nachos or tuna sandwiches. Tags: Food

Photo of the Week

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Copyright 2006 by Erik Keilholtz who is providing us with more great food photos all the time.

Hot LInks Coming Up

SUPER BOWL FOOD John B. (a.k.a. The Catholic Packer Fan) gives two simple but tasty looking recipes that seem perfect for football ... especially those meatballs. PAD THAI FOR BEGINNERS Chez Pim doesn't just give a recipe. She gives all the tips and hints that you'd get hanging out with your best buddy to make the perfect Pad Thai. Word is that she's going to be applying this method to other recipes and is taking requests. ALL ABOUT NATURALLY FOX'S COOKIES BISCUITS Rather than skirt round the fat and sugar Fox's have made it their starting point and thrust them to the fore. Raw cane Demerara sugar and butter to be precise. Fox's even go as far as telling us on the pack how the biscuits are made with a little mini-recipe. Conception begins with the creaming of the butter and sugar. Some flour, a bit of baking soda, a drop of water and the various other simple things such as oats, raisins, stem ginger are added. Rolled and cut into simple squares and baked unti

Honesty at All Costs

One of the reasons I love Nigel Slater's writing is that he tells it like it is. There is no pretending that every meal is a feast or even that every meal is really cooked. Dinner is a couple of cans of Heinz baked beans, tarted up with finely chopped chili peppers, several shakes of Tabasco and mushroom ketchup, and a tablespoon of black molasses. It will do. The Kitchen Diaries: A Year in the Kitchen with Nigel Slater Tags: Food